Media: Kane on Toews, power play - Patrick Kane on the ease of playing with Jonathan Toews, the power play and more.
Protip: If you scroll down so that you just see his forehead at the top of your browser, you can pretend that the mullet isn’t actually happening. /helpful
Yes, Kaner, please talk to me all about growing up together with Tazer and how easy he is to play with and how you guys think about the game the same way. A+ video here, guys.
Sometimes I just have a million and a half feelings about them coming into the league together, filling up the United Center (obvs there were other factors at play, too, but that quote KILLS ME), and winning two (and hopefully more) cups together and asdlgisadgh
DESTINY FEELS. STOP TAPPING INTO MY PRE-EXISTING DESTINY FEELS WITH YOUR STUPID FACES.
I watched this video, and it was like listening to a love song.
(An obstinate love song written by Chicago sports media for their young hockey superstars, granted, but at least the subjects are playing along.)
Oh my god seriously.
My birthday is tomorrow.
because who doesn’t need a super slow-mo vid of pkane highlights set to SWAN LAKE
(all credit for the find to feelsfictional)
a direct c/p from my email to feelsfictional after she sent this to me …
i was stunned. i kept waiting for it not to be real. i spent a solid ten minutes wondering if the NHL video editing professional who created it a) was inspired by YT fanvids; b) did it with an appreciation for the hilarious irony or c) in earnest seriousness thought tchaikovsky was the best composer to accompany and highlight patrick kane’s balletic on-ice performances
… and now what i’m wondering is, how is there not already a kickstarter campaign where we can simultaneously place donations & make requests for videos, and someone who possesses such skills can start pumping this shit out for a little bank? WE CAN’T LET THE NHL OUT-DO US. this is fandom, and we all know that fandom always wins over tptb.
(is that true in rpf, too? am not certain on this small detail.)
kephiso helped me in crafting a list of fics where Jonny’s bottom features prominently! And what a sentence that is. It’s way too rare in this fandom for the quality of that ass, alas, but here are some worth checking out. I’m unabashedly reccing my own fic here, just to pad the list more than anything else. I’ve stuck to fic that have Jonny physically bottoming, not just/necessarily subbing, or at least being the receiver of anal play (separated out in the last section). They are also all Pat/Jonny except for the gangbang one.
Pure Destroyer by jukeboxghost (If this list had one fic, it would be this one. H o l y s m o k e s.)
high roller by demotu (well it fits the criteria like, a lot)
find me and follow me by hazel (D/s)
Unraveled by marina (D/s)
A sense of shared purpose by ellievolia (Team gangbang! Like, gratuitous bottom!Jonny.)
Longer fics (some of which have a mix of bottom!Pat and bottom!Jonny, but all have at least one stellar scene of bottom!Jonny.)
Stratospheric by the4freedoms (Sequel to Casualties but wow, definitely awesomely hot bottom!Jonny in this one. Also One-Timer and In My Blood and In My Bones are exquisite on this and many other counts as well.)
i don’t know why (i can’t keep my eyes off you) by vliger (The scene where Jonny bottoms is permanently burned into my brain.)
A lighthanded approach to regulation by hazel (Duh.)
Switch by montrose (I debated this one fitting the criteria, since Jonny tops a lot more in the text, but the whole first-time scene where Jonny bottoms is pretty excellent.)
things that go bump in the night by noidealtype (This one is quite sweet, but that last scene? Unf.)
Not actually anal sex bottom Jonny but…
(Rimming, fingering, spanking ass worship—you name it! All PWPs here and all hot as shit!)
you got that something by torigates
loosen up my buttons, babe by tourdefierce
love it even more the second time by toomanyhomedowns
broad stripes, bright stars by demotu
4/21/14 Blues @ Blackhawks, Game 3: Patrick Kane gets three times the congratulatory bro-bumpsFor anon. :)
STOP PLAYING FAVOURITES JONNY IT’S UNTOWARD.
Let’s play a game.
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A decade after a student mailed Flat Stanley to a soldier in Iraq, he was returned along with a 10-page account of what he’d been up to.
IT IS DONE
4/21/14 Blues @ Blackhawks, Game 3: Jonathan Toews is a little relieved after Marcus Kruger scores to make it 2-0 Hawks in the waning seconds of the game.This…is kind of incredibly sweet to me. (Also incredibly me at the end of this game.)